juvenile

September 13, 2026

He can rename any of The Great Lakes to whatever he wants to really. I will never stop using their real names. I guess that has always been his thing though, right? Nicknames. He's like a teenager, and not even a mature teenager.

I can be juvenile and rename things too. I was thinking about renaming the main American Parliament building. Ha! The Museum of Absurdity. After he's gone they should consider building a new place, in a new location, for the incoming post-absurd/fascist leadership to govern from. Then keep the current one exactly the way he leaves it. Fence it off. Throw a gigantic tarp over it like a car crash. Later on after they fumigate, deal with all the pest infestations, rodent droppings, bacterial growth, and piles of fast food garbage. They can open it to the public and do guided tours through it. Have a gift shop and things. They can set up an entire gallery of before and after pictures. Some people will cry, and others will be mad, and some will gasp in startled disbelief. It should all be preserved so people can see what he really did to the place. Maybe never forget.

At this point in his cognitive decline I think the ones allowing him to continue are as much to blame for the shit show as him swindling his way into the position in the first place. Correction: In the first place, twice. I'm assuming it is mostly that no one wants the VP to become P. Including the VP himself. He's about as charismatic, and as capable of leading, as an old toilet sitting at the curb waiting for garbage day. They don't want to be held accountable for making a decision like that. A drastic change brought about by a decision might wake people up from the slumber fascism has lulled them into. Instead they are hanging on until it naturally becomes necessary. I feel like that time was a long time ago, but what the fuck do I know?

We can blame those allowing the shit show to continue when they could make it stop, but the blame should also be on anyone who still supports it. Like anyone who was at that rally chanting, “cheat like hell”. They are all stupid. There is no other word that can be used. Well, I suppose there are actually countless words, but stupid feels quite appropriate for that particular moment.