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July 17, 2026

BREAKING NEWS: Trump blasts Canada over wildfire smoke, threatens to increase tariffs.

U.S. Republican politicians from Michigan pen letter to PM Carney after wildfire smoke fills U.S. skies.

“pen letter”? wtf. lol. I have doubts.

I am not surprised that a senile dictator and his bootlicker morons are reacting to smoke like this. They are the same idiots that think democrats are capable of creating hurricanes.

Our PM can alter the jet stream and weather patterns, control wildfires, and undo decades of environmental mismanagement. I guess because he is Liberal? He just doesn’t feel like it. Would they be acting like this if we had a Conservative PM?

All the smoke from every fire in the U.S. is neatly contained within the borders of the state where the fire is occurring I guess. Just like none of their smog has ever crossed beyond the borders of the country.

Increase tariffs? Making it more expensive for American companies to purchase the things they need from Canada is a logical solution to everything! Especially as punishment for wildfire smoke! Holy smoke! The big corporations love it. They will get to increase the price that consumers/tax payers pay for everything even more, and then in the end they also have a very good chance at getting all that illegal tariff money given back to them… win win win for the ultra wealthy!

When the smoke started to intensify here in southern Ontario there was not one single part of me that thought, wtf northern Ontario, why don’t you keep your f’n smoke to yourselves. I just immediately worry about all the people losing homes from entire towns being turned to ash, and forests being destroyed. But I guess a reaction like that would take empathy. All those jackasses lack the mental capacity for it.